The 51 Randoms Of Hotto...

So, this is my first blog post of the new year. 2012, supposedly the year the world is going to "end." So, lets make this year count, shall we? (Like I needed an actual excuse to do more screwed up things.)

2011 was one hell of a year. I met some great people, did things I never did before, went to concerts that will go done in history as some of the best, received my two degrees, and weeded out the left over negativity in my world. Not too shabby. But, I can do better than that in 2o12...

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So, this blog isn't going to count as a "real legitimate" post.

After getting various emails from various readers on wanting to know a little more about Hotto, I decided to get this over and done with now. So, here it goes: a post of random facts about the gal behind Lipstick Confessional...and when I say random, I mean RANDOM.

(For those that already know me, you can skip over this one.)

You'll probably be confused by most of these facts. You might have a funny look on your face as you read some of them. You might feel like you wasted your time reading this. And if so, good. :-)

Here we go:

1.) I paint when I'm extremely happy with life. I paint a lot. But, I never show my work, just the paint on my hands and arms.

2.) I think only one or two people know the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me. It's pretty bad, I'm not gonna lie.

3.) As much as I talk about being a girlie girl; I love to fish, camp out, play powder puff football, and go on walks in the woods. But, I hate light colored mud. You know, the kind that female mud wrestlers wrestle in? Yeah, I hate that.

4.) I was voted best hair and most likely to brighten your day in my senior year of high school. I'm proud of the second one.

5.) I can pin point what kind of kisser a person is by having one conversation with them. I'm never wrong. Ever.

6.) I used to wake up at 450am for high school and then woke up at 230am for my internship in Radio. Now, I try to do the more natural look and have been caring about my love for sleep more than curling my hair.

7.) I've never tried alcoholic eggnog but I swallowed a worm when I was 8 as a dare.

8.) My next tattoo will be "Que Sera Sera" in memory of two very special people, after that will be a sleeve of a pinup girl.

9.) I started doing theatre to get a better grade in a class in college, after being casted from my first audition, I fell in love.

10.) The Saddest Days in my life: September 10th 2006, December 18th 2007, and October 18th 2010.

11.) I go on solo dates by myself once a month. I have friends, don't get me wrong and they are not imaginary. But, sometimes you gotta have some time to yourself. I have met great people while doing this.

12.) I love homemade gifts, mix Cd's, and homemade cards, more than any other gift in the world.

13.) Ive written a crazy ass poem for my best friend on her birthday for eight years now.

14.) I've never dated younger than me.

15.) I like to sing and rap...but only in the shower. My shampoo and conditioner love my shows. :-)

16.) Are you bored with me yet?

17.) I used to be really shy when I was younger....I overcame that trial. :-) Though, I am quite shy when I like someone.

18.) There's pictures of me in a published book that's quite popular on Amazon.

19.) I'm a pretty tidy girl, except when it comes to my car. She's always a dirty bitch.

20.) I hardly ever drink coffee but will take sweet tea...it's the southern roots in me.

21.) I dance when I stop at stop signs.

22.) I'm always attracted to Geminis. My life would be easier if I wasn't.

23.) My Grandmother told me to always match my panties and bra, because you never know when you're going to get into an accident and end up in the hospital.

24.) I used to be on a diving team and was pretty decent at it.

25.) Tell me your birthday once and I will always remember it. Tell me to call you tomorrow and I will forget.

26.) I can only whistle in places it's not appropriate: Church, Class, Funerals, or my lady parts doctor's appointment...

27.) I tried the smoking while drinking thing a while back to enhance my buzz, it didn't last long. I find smoking rather disgusting and unattractive.

28.) I like to think I make a great peach cobbler and guacamole...separately. :-)

29.) I'm actually a brunette naturally, I just haven't seen that side of me since I was 14.

30.) My 79 year old Grams is one of my best friends. You should be jealous, she is the most awesome person on the face of the earth.

31.) I'm crude at times, but I like to think the females in my family raised a lady.

32.) One time when I was 11 I spit in my mom's dates drink without him knowing it. I didn't like him and didn't feel a bit bad about it.

33.) I make friends with strippers when I go to strip clubs.

34.) I feel more comfortable around famous people than I do normal people. I cant explain it. But, I don't mind it.

35.) I don't like being the center of attention, but I'm usually always the loud one because of my giggle.

36.) I smile a lot.

37.) When I say I'm happy most of the time, I'm not over exaggerating.

38.) I accidently sneezed on a Jehovah Witness that came to my door. I felt really bad about that.

39.) I have no idea on how to be the Big Spoon.

40.) I want the "Say Anything" scene to happen in my life. Very unlikely, but a girl can hope. :-)

42.) I'm always the girl everyone comes to for relationship advice. Why? I'm not sure.

43.) My lucky underwear is Motley Crue under-roos.

44.) I hate the word moist.

45.) I want to start a collage on all the dick pictures I have gotten throughout the years.

46.) Despite these crazy experiences I've had, I'm actually reserved a lot of the time.

47.) I love pillow talk.

48.) I come off as a hard ass, but I'm secretly not.

49.) Ive had one good experience of cuddling.

50.) Those predictions that psychic gave me have been coming true like she told me they would regarding career, school...We'll see about the love department.

51.) I'm stopping at this number because I'm not a fan of even numbers. :-)

I hate the number41, thus why I skipped it! :-)

xox

hotto