She's a man eater...

"I always tell the girls, never take it seriously, if ya never take it serioouly, ya never get hurt, ya never get hurt, ya always have fun..." - Penny Lane (Almost Famous)

I act like the dude in the majority of my relationships, flings, and hookups I have. This may change once I find a "real" man but so far its how its always been. I like to leave right after the sex happens. No making breakfast, no awkward talks afterwords - just a simple "I had fun" or high five (okay, I'm exaggerating on the high five part, though I think I want to now.) and go back to my own comfy bed. I don't like the clinginess, constantly answering to someone about where I'm going and worry about what they might think...Yeah, I'm that kind of girl. It's a love/hate kind of thing. Psychologically one might say I do this so I never get hurt in the end. And that's probably right, Dr. Phil. But, right now it's just what happens. They don't call me a man eater for no reason.

I realize this is bad advertising by putting it out on the table that I'm like this. But, this is the kind of blog I want to write. Truth. Non sugar coated. The nitty gritty. In your face. It's who I am as a person. And right now being 23 years old and single, having fun is on my top 5 priorities. But, there's more to me than walking around with an imaginary dick between my legs. (Okay, that sounded bad.) Honestly there is more to me. I mean...I'm a good citizen. I don't litter on the highway, I score high in Scrabble matches, I cant pass a flower without taking time to smell it, and I rap Jay-Z songs in the shower. So, I'm not completely horrible. Bare with me.

The point I'm trying to get at is by having this way of life there are only certain men that I'm compatible with in this department that understand this way of living...1.) Charlie Sheen and 2.) Rock stars. Since I'm no goddess and winning isn't everything to me- I went with the second route.

Question the stories I'm about to tell you - I have the backstage passes to prove it, the photos, the rip in a pair of fishnets, the emails and texts, the guitar picks...

However, lets get one thing straight before I continue on...I'm a plastic. You can look it up. It's a group of ladies who join together because of one similar interest: the music. It's like a music sorority. I guess you could say we're "groupies" for musicians. But, lets get one thing straight ladies and gentlemen: I have never slept, sucked, stroked, or kissed ANYONE to get backstage. Believe me or not. I know what kind of girl I am and I'm not that. Those kind of girls are what the plastics call: starfuckers. They don't know the name of the guys in the band, the songs they sing...they see dollar signs and want bragging rights.

The next couple blogs will consist of my experiences backstage, how I got into this, the back of the tour buses, the off the wall requests from guys you hear on the radio, the wrinkly dick photos, the strippers, the kisses...But all to a certain extent. My lips may not be totally sealed - but they're not fucking wide open either. :-)

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