Randomness about Hotto that you may/may not know.

Random facts about Hotto:

The nickname Hotto comes from a combination of my real name. A lot of my co-workers and friends call me this.

I went on a first date with a guy who took me fishing and the only thing he talked about was how much he hated the last guy I dated and how I should kiss him. I left him alone on the beach with the fish I caught.

I’m the black sheep in the family. Most of my family is southern and traditional. So, my crazy adventures make sense to few in my circle.

I can play the drums. I’ve been playing them since I was 12 and was criticized for it because I was a girl. But, now it’s “cool.”

I love talking about relationships and love with strangers.

I have plans for something random for my 25^Th birthday that I’ve told no one about.

Cher sat next to me in a cafe in Nashville. That’s one of the few times in life I couldn’t speak. She’s gorgeous in person.

I would totally be Cher for Halloween.

People at the one radio station I worked at called me “Chrissy” from Threes Company Two. I hated it.

My 5^th grade teacher asked me to autograph one of my papers before I went to junior high, because she was convinced I would be famous one day.

My ideal job would be to be part of the SNL cast. My second? A librarian. Night and day, I know.

It took me thirteen years to finally agree to color my hair something different than a blonde. I’m happy I did.

I used to try and convince my mom to let me sleep in the bathtub, because I wanted to be a mermaid.

I convinced the neighbor boy to throw a rock at a guy my mom was dating. He did. At his head. And it was a big rock. And of course I was in trouble. That’s actually a pretty funny story.

My legs are double jointed.

My friends don’t dare me to do anything, because they know I’ll do it.

I used to be really shy…for like a year. I was in a private school, in a cubicle, with a uniform on and all I wanted to do was watch Dawson’s Creek. I was 12.

I usually don’t get along with girls named Ashley. It’s something that just happens.

I lost my pet toad in the house when I was 7. My mom didn’t know I had a pet toad, until she found it in the laundry room.

I probably believed in Santa Clause until I was 12.

I got sent to Saturday detention for locking a substitute teacher in a closet. I didn’t actually do it, but I didn’t argue it because I was looking forward to doing something different with my Saturday.

I can write with both hands.

Yeah, having sex in random public places is fun. But, I’ll take having sex in a blanket fort any day.

I pretty much hate soda, unless there’s alcohol in it.

I didn’t go to any of my proms or homecomings, even though I was nominated for prom court. I do regret that.

I know the most useless facts about random things. I always have something to say.

My friend and I snuck into the boy’s locker room to steal their shoes when I was 16. They came in when we were still there. We had to hide in the closet for about 20 minutes.

I put myself in a locker when I was probably 10 before one of the bullies could do it. I basically saved them the trouble.

I was a real nerd in junior high.

Some of the best conversations I’ve had have been with homeless people.

Volunteering makes my heart smile.

A psychic told me that I was moving somewhere I will visit this year. So, far the places I’ve gone to this year have been: California, Colorado, Nevada, Tennessee, Texas, New York, Pennsylvania, West Virginia, and Kentucky – but, I never take them too seriously.

The song “Maggie May” was my story a few months ago.

For a year I would automatically wake up at 3:33 every morning on the dot. It was weird.

I had pink stars on my first car. It was pretty amazing and so "me" at the time.

I don’t trust any guy that treats my Gracie like shit when she’s around.

I once told my first grade teacher that my mom was pregnant, only because I was mad I didn’t have a baby brother or sister. And my teacher had my whole class make little art pieces for the “baby.” And my mom was very confused when she went to parent/teacher meeting and the teacher asked her when her due date was. Yeahhhh, I was in trouble.

I once lost a child when I was babysitting three kids when I was sixteen, but she was just hiding in the oven. True story.

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